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Plt Off Willis

Joint Helicopter Command
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  • Birthday 02/13/1974

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    Skiving, hiding from work, sleeping on stag, avoiding work parties, NAAFI breaks, afternoon snoozes, quietly masturbating at the back of the bus.

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  1. Plt Off Willis

    The Paras: Men of War.

    There's a new TV series on ITV called 'The Paras: Men of War' here.. https://www.itv.com/hub/the-paras-men-of-war/2a5398a0001 Also the old 1980 series is still available on the BBC iPlayer here.. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/p00hjtl0 There is a good dose of Para aggression in both, get em watched... Try and use a VPN if you're a foreigner!!
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    Happy Colonial Day!

    Happy Colonial Day!
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    Only people who have never been taught the proper drills on the L85, and taken it for a 6 month operational tour in a desert will say its ok. Its a kack handed overweight lumpy shit stick.
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    For Flight

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    How many hands do you have on the right hand side of your body?
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_HK416 Much better gat!
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    Why we dont just scrap the SA80 and go for an M4 platform that does the same job and is about a third the weight I dont know..
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    This Awesome guy!

    This man is an utter legend!
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    Everybody knows that the Choccy Borbons are the first to disappear off the ruperts plate!
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    I don't know why, but you seem to come across as ginger. Not just a strawberry blonde either, but a total ginger with a faint ammonia smell and everything!
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    Biscuits AB! As they were known when I did my training.. The AB standing for Ard Bastard!
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    Ok ok.. I chose the wrong biscuit, but it was only an exhample biscuit! In fact lets change this completely, instead of biscuits we'll go for um.. I dont know.. The last box of heavy flow tampons for Bradders, or a new safety catch for Pedo, or a new waifu pillow for me or sommink?
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    Only just got here, and he's already kissing Scarle's arse!
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    Or, the last ever packet of Hobnobs must be secured (AT ANY COSTS) for the OC's NAAFI break!
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    Can we go shopping?