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The one minute, the soldier's minute, in a battle that's all you get.

One minute of everything... at once, and anything before is nothing, everything after... nothing.

Nothing in comparison to that one minute.

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"Good morning Sgt Major"

"How do you know what kind of goddamn day it is"

 

"Beautiful morning Sgt Major"

"What are you a fucking weather man now"

Edited by Sgt Scarle

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"Everyone and their mothers is packin' 'round here
Like who?
Farmers
Who else?
Farmers' mums."

"You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village?"

"I don't know... Pub?"

Just to name a few...

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Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes

 

Airplane! is probably cheating...

 

Frank: Ludwig!

Thug: Drebin!

Frank: Yeah, I'm Drebin!

Thug: I have a message for ya from Vincent Ludwig!

[fires his gun at Frank]

Thug: Take that, you lousy cop!

Frank: I'm sorry! I can't hear ya! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!

 

Police squad is lesser known but also fantastic.

Edited by Pte Blanthorn
Formatting borked

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Fear is not real. The only place that fear can exist is in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination, causing us to fear things that do not at present and may not ever exist. That is near insanity Kitai. Do not misunderstand me, danger is very real, but fear is a choice. We are all telling ourselves a story and that day mine changed.

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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

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19 minutes ago, Pte Krauser said:

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Four! I mean Five! I mean Fire!

Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises of-- no, that's too formal.

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